“God Is Italian”
(I hope I did not add or subtract to scripture. Oh how I tried. Oh yes yes, Lovelies)
To the Unchurch of Comicon,
Wisdom Calculate Anyone If Has
- Yoda is dead •
- 😢 – so is Han Solo!
- 😡 Maul is dead, no longer horny
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Have you readers ever had an American church-goer Bible-reader say, “It’s the end times” ….. ?
I have wisdom. Not all-wise, but I want to carefully, wisely, cautiously SPEED ON IN and tell you… Tattoos are ink into FLESH.
“Flesh cannot inherit the kingdom of Heaven.”
Forehead. Right hand. There is a warning in the Revelation/ Apocalypse of ADDING to the words or TAKING AWAY of this prophecy, so first, lemme say I am pro- Jesus/ Yeshua. I have dug into scriptures before, written on THE TOPIC of “speed bumps”.
Example One, Hebrews 6. You’ll be disappointed. My take is that once a person has made a mistake they must live with it, and JC’s blood is NOT for redos. The mere suggestion of being RE-Saved or Re-baptised suggests YOU can be extra special and make Christ die twice. It could be confusing & if like me you SPUN reading this, it was or will be to LOVE you with a whap. I personally have a nervous system disorder, 1:50,000, so… Ha ha, joke was on me- I was startled & hypovolemia followed an attack of edema to my heart.
So I may be ONE OF THE FEW wise guys to give you an amazing answer in English that will help 2% of you. It’s worth my time, friend, if you are a friend to the gospel. The gospel is, essentially, simply, Jesus died, resurrected, ascended in an awesome body. This accomplished a bridge by a human-who-was-the-creator to humans who were NOTHING. How is there anything? Anything at all?
I was watching Transformers, some sequel, too wacky- but Transformium… was VERY interesting. Optimus Prime’s return to the Maker… a little rebellious!! Bad!! No. Fiction. But it reflects human angst:
“I will confront God.”
He will beat you to it. Hasn’t he already? Your aloneness- not really fair. But The Reality is Good! I minimize using the three letter word God, because the Everywhere One has higher names for his sameness. YOU must know as a human we are equal. Do you know “Jesus” is a synthetic name, HUNDREDS of years old? What if I told you the name for the 1st century ecclesia groups was essentially:
like Joe with out the “whaddaya know” because he knew lots. Am I joking? Quantum reality was his. Arguably. What would it take to stand on water? Not Wu Wei… The Way. Which way? He either did or did not. Deutomus- POWER. Volts? I bet energy is poorly understood. I’ve seen a strawberry hover in a fancy magnetic machine.
Theories of aliens fascinate. What if the type of alien that is REAL visited ISRAEL. Special teleportation was decent but personal. Emergence of our maker (alien to us- we as mammals have nothing in common.) He either had his own ova cell in Mary the mother of the Messiah (like Shmee from Star Wars, but young)… or he travelled into quantum space in an ova ship like Mork.
Mork from Ork. Alien. Empath. I see in the Maker’s world you all can do just fine analyzing TV, movies, writing, song lyrics and find God. Not all. Some is based on lost minds searching, which may be therapy for a Mohawk faux-hawk or a bad cutie girl. Whatever.
As for girls, women- Deuteronomy something… 16:24? I don’t give a hoot, but IT IS written (for Israel national law 4000 YEARS ago, if a woman is “raped” the rapist must marry her and NEVER divorce. Dang it! The Bible looked like hope was real. Answer?
Long ago “raped” was really “ripped”. You break it you buy it. Literally. The scripture says, “…if THEY are discovered he must marry her. “They” means CONSENT to being like heathens and “fucking” for fun. Am I bad? “Fuck”:
Frauline under ChucK
The Americans who go to churches are comprised of many INFILTRANTS who freely use men/ women/ same sex to have sexual experiences & to varying degrees are “sorry”, yet tell of their exploits though “mature”. Europeans who go to Luthern/ Anglican/ Catholic buildings as “members” care less. Some teach their children to be chaste thru non-contact. What is the Truth? None are the truth. I’m talking about meat-bodies & memory, not the spirit of a human connected to “Espiritu Sanctu”. Abuse of a meat-body is a word in the WORLD. THE Word, who is in the world STILL, extracts saves rescues EVEN US IN OUR FLESH MEAT BODY, giving life. Take a look at a nice 102 year old woman who in the 1930s was a dancer. Did she ever bop with a schlop? Matters little NOW. My memories of people who HID that they were “doing” STUFF, well, maybe they suffered more if they were JERKS to hide, and I’d rather everybody figure out their own BORING “sin” unless they REALLY screwed up & wanted to die, then I’d say it’s over. Memories linger. WHICH MEMORIES CAN ONE LIVE WITH? Staring at the wall in psuedo religious prayer stance, BURNING? Dudes & dudettes- a dinner date EXCEEDS sex. Why have sex if not claiming your opposite-sex partner for life? You can marry like Isaac. Pick & choose. Paperwork from the State is not marriage, but has great benefits. What ever happened to a good kiss? I could go on. Even in MARRYING (sticking to one physical partner indefinitely) myself, I must figure out how MY lady is my “wife” and cultivate it. A coupling of seven years is (7x 365.25) days, and some of those days you might see yourself as a bad Caesar or her as expectant Viking tormenter Drucilla the yeller. The goal there isn’t sex but to reflect Heaven in a sad modular living song. Probably entertains the Great Lamb of Heaven. Is sexual coupling an end? Or a funky model of cooperation in the Heavens? Blah blah blahhhhhh… I’ve been reading Rabindrath Tagore (b. 1932)- his words hit my savor for life with punch.
Spiral, spiral, spiral
Circle Circling Circus
Up, up, up
A mark on a forehead-
“Fore”: (adj) “Front”
“Head”: (adj) “uppermost part of a body”
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If you are a member of the body of Jesus Christ, HE is the head & the “right hand” of God. BOTH a “head” & “hand”. Humans are meaty & bestial, call themselves “mammals” and accurate to a degree- the biology or perishable. It’s quite basic but not SIMPLE- humans can connect to God via a human who is OF US (Christ Jesus geneticly was David). God’s son did not arrive with a human eject-U-lay-shun IN… he arrived in the center of a teenage girls belly as a miniature spaceman. With ALL of God’s messiah qualities to save “us”.
“Us”: (n.) “Not ‘them’.”
Oh my. Don’t be them. Don’t be meat. Should you freak out? No. Life can really suck. Just be & live. “believe” if you must. You do? Already? I am a useless evangelist! Surely you sin? I say “I have sin” where Yeshua/ Jesus/ Resurrected/ Crucified man has NO dead center. He is the small pearl in the Pearl I’ve become, became my sand. God is a gosh darn perfectionist- maybe. A PEARL that masks a pearl? My pearl around the sand that is mine is pearlescent thanks to mysteries. I am with this meat body. Someone could stamp a beast “666” because it will die. Daily, then executed! What is left? No thing.
So I still care for my body. It matters. It’s a spiritual matter.
Now to address 1001 heresies:
JESUS (Joshua/ Yeshua/ Isa) dictated Revelations to John about “the end”. Why think for a second that you have authority to ADD:
“the End” + “of the World”
The end of WHAT?!?! Oh you KNOW! Especially if taught by meat-Popsicle professors at Harvard Seminary! Sure! God love you HIGHER! I am being facetious. The end… What could be more PERSONAL than one’s OWN life? I do not add “The end” + “of Andrew’s life”. I can only think of one dead-end… the beginning. Of my zygotal hell. Not dead.
Oh my God- life, life, life… Everywhere. Is Revelation wise, or a joke? Does it read like a joke? Masterful words.
Observation: 200,000,000 is the biggest number in the bible book Revelation. Science folk say that the average count of spermatazoa released in a love-session (like when Adam “came into his wife” and made Cain, that count is 200-300 million. Hmmm. HMMMM. Yeah. They found that in the last century. How did John write 200 million? Know what there was 200 million OF? You read it!
Am I creepy? Bible. Sperm. Adam came into his wife. Yes! I am writing creepy. But I did write Deuteronomy 24:16 is NOT pro rapist marriage. My Bible was errant.
I have the Hallowed Spirit, the Word IN me, similar to Mary I am entered by a quantum-ish door as all men and wo-men (equal)
Heart Attack Requiem
Gosh! I have sin! Mixing high theology with jokes. (those are his. I’m naturally stuck up.)
okay, well, if you liked that stop avoiding the quantum-reality junction. Eat lamb, drink fine wine. Appreciate it. God is Italian.
(yes I hav drain bammmage)